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Massage du Monde (Oise) 

Californien, Chinois, Indien et drainage lymphatique...



Chères esthéticiennes

Posted on October 12, 2018 at 10:25 AM

France Gobeil: Publié le vendredi 12 octobre 2018 09:22

Bonjour à tous,

ce lundi, ayant besoin de me faire bichonner, mon compagnon m'a dit:

"mon esthéticienne fait des massages, elle est un peu costaude, elle doit avoir de la poigne, c'est une bonne esthéticienne, il me semble qu'elle fait plusieurs types de massage, tu peux l'essayer"

Je m'y suis rendue, lui ai dit "je veux un massage de 1h30, veux me sentir masser, donc un peu appuyé mais je ne veux pas qu'on me torde dans tous les sens (j'ai dit cela parce que j'ai déjà eu un massage thaïlandais qui m'a valu 3 séances d’ostéopathie). Elle m'a dit "installez vous". Petites bougies, petit bouddha et musique orientale et nous voilà parties. Au début j'y allais sens trop d'attente, car étant massothérapeute je sais bien qu'une esthéticienne n'a pas la même formation que moi et ne peut donc pas me donner le même soin. Je me suis détendue et laisser aller( ce qui est déjà pas mal). Mais au bout d'un certain temps qu'elle tournait autour de moi pour me "masser" le dos à faire toujours les mêmes gestes plutôt approximatifs et légers j'ai commencé à avoir du mal à rester détendue...Elle n'avait aucune connaissance de la musculature du dos et ne devait pas avoir l'habitude de masser si longtemps car on voyait bien qu'elle ne savait pas trop quoi faire. Bref, je n'ai pas réussi à deviner de quel type de massage il devait appartenir. Une fois terminé, de suis passée à la caisse et là!!!!

Elle m'annonce que je lui dois 90€ !!!

La mon sang a fait deux tours. Comme quoi, le massage stimule la circulation sanguine (lol)

J'ai payé et suis sortie avant de dire ce que je pensais....

En rentrant à la maison j'ai regardé son site internet et la j'ai vu que le seul massage à 90€ était le massage thaïlandais ???!!!

Voici sa description sur son site :

Massage Traditionnel Thaïlandais 90 € (Soulage les tensions musculaires, articulaires et la douleur. Améliore la circulation sanguine et lymphatique. Diminue les malaises liées au stress, augmente la souplesse. Ce massage est conseillé aux personnes déjà habituées au massage.)

Là il faut arrêter !!!

C'est franchement à la limite de la légalité. C'est de la fausse représentation!

Cette description est celle du vrai massage thaïlandais mais n'a rien à voir avec je que j'ai eu!

Je suis outrée !! Mesdames les esthéticiennes, arrêtez de faire n'importe quoi! Arrêtez vos formations à la chambre des métiers qui se contente de vous apprendre des "protocoles" bidons sans même vérifier si vous faites bien en vous disant allez-y installez vous en libérale....

Le massage c'est un métier à part entière qui nécessite de solides connaissances en anatomie et en physiologie. Je ne fais pas d'épilation parce que je ferais un carnage, chacun son métier!!!!

Bon voilà c'est fait j'ai poussé mon coup de gueule !!

Maintenant je vais mieux !

Bonne journée!

Categories: Coups de gueule

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